Later that night, I had the best dream which started off with me playing a real-life Counter-Strike-type game with my friends form Seattle, complete with an area for buying weapons and fake bullets that bounced off chests. Then I ran off with one of the girls to hide behind a JCPenny. We then proceeded to makeout like nobody’s business. I ran off and told her to stick around. I shot a few more of my friends, then returned to JCPenny’s makeout area. However, in the girl’s place was a different girl, a really cute hippie girl. We proceeded to makeout, and she ended up bringing me to her house with her other cute hippie girlfriends. I discussed my plan of having many children with different women, and asked if they would like to be part of it. They agreed, and we proceeded to makeout some more until I awoke.

I love hippies.