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Alan est arrivé!

I’ve been in Paris for 3 days, and I’m having a blast. I’ve taken many pictures, but don’t have internet access at my apartment yet, so I have to resort to going to an internet café. Soon my little cabbages, you will see the pictures.

So far, it has been an fun learning experience. Here’s what I’ve learned so far:

1. The waiters are rude to everyone, even the French.
2. Before watching a movie, be sure to check if it is the original version with subtitles, otherwise risk not understanding half of the movie.
“: French keyboqrds tqke so;e getting used to.
4. French geeks are as addicted love playing WoW as much as US geeks.
5. In the clubs, there is no last call.
6. It doesn’t smell like pee.
7. At most restaurants, you seat yourself.
8. Coinpurses are commonplace, even for men.
9. They serve gin and tonics in separate glasses, respectively.
10. Bring your own conditioner, because you they don’t sell it… anywhere.

4 Comments

  1. Posted 2 Aug ’07 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    11. The French don’t appreciate Alan nearly as much as his American friends do. Come home soon, ya’ bastard.

  2. Posted 4 Aug ’07 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    12. French fries aren’t actually French.

  3. Natalie
    Posted 11 Aug ’07 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    No conditioner? I KNEW France had to suck.

  4. Gabriel
    Posted 21 Aug ’07 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    They DO sell conditioner, noob.

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